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Welcome to XP's Bowling Page. This is not about me being a good bowler... I'll tell you right up front I'm not a good bowler... there are thousands of bowlers in Kern County alone much better than I - in fact, there are many bowlers in the league much better than I. Instead, this page is about me having fun... and getting up off the couch and getting out of the house, away from the television set. Hey, what else am I gonna do? What are you doing? Get up off the couch now and maybe go bowling, eh? Before you go, you can win a FREE Bowling Ball on this page! SAVE BOWLING!

NEW! 2015-16 Bowling Season

Gamblers Anonymous League

AMF Southwest Lanes

Bakersfield, California USA

I'm back in the saddle again on Wednesdays in the Gamblers Anonymous League at Southwest Lanes. And of course, it goes without saying, the same goals as always: to have fun! I'll post my scores here, and as always, I won't be embarrassed if I roll a poor game, but I will be embarrassed if I don't have fun!!!

STATUS REPORT for Wednesday, March 30th, 2016: PROBABLE 

Updated: Friday, March 25th, 2016 @ 7:30 am PST

05WEDDEC02nd2015SW213202163578192+29 259615173
11WEDJAN13th2016SW158149175482161-6 545233165
14WEDFEB03rd2016SW170216234620206+33 715642170
16WEDFEB24th 2016SW159171208538179+23816248170
17WEDFEB24th 2016SW137173171481160-19864351169
22WEDMAR30th 2016SW         

House: AMF Southwest Lanes in Bakersfield, California USA

League: Gamblers Anonymous • League Secretary: Linda Wright

Team: #19 Help Us

Bowlers: Dawn, Alex, Don, TBD

Non-Bowling Dates: November 25th, 2015

Final Sweeps: April 30th, 2016 @ The Orleans in Las Vegas, NV

XP's Official 2015-16 Beer: Miller Lite 


Week #21: Did not bowl; was out of town for Spring Break.

Week #20: The embarrassment continues. Been in a slump for a month.

Week #19: Here's what's cool about a bowling average... a bowling average is a statistical concept obtained by dividing the total pins by the number of games. Unless someone rolls the exact same score every time, by definition, there will be high score and a low score. My performance in Week #19 was a mere statistic - the lowest series of the year (and the lowest series I've bowled in a long time)! So if this series wasn't the lowest of the year, then another one (402) would have been. Why not make this series the lowest? It's a statistic, after all. Some series has to be the lowest, why not this one, eh? And, in spite of my horrible night, my team still won 3, baby! Alright!

Week #18: Aaaargh! Will keep trying!l

Week #16-17: Bowled regular plus makeup; still standing!

Week #15: Didn't bowl on Wednesday the 10th; the games will be made up soon.

Weeks #11-14: It's been a busy five-week period, but here are the highlights. I'm having fun! Had a bowling injury - fell flat on my knee on January 27th... fell on my knee (went down like a rock) - very painful. That's never happened to me before. I iced it for a couple days and I guess it's fine now. Last night (February 3rd) I finally rolled a 6 (620). Apparently I like to do that once per year!

Week #10: Felt a little better tonight... still not consistent enough - that's what next week is for.

Week #09: Did not bowl.

Week #08: Slump continues, but hopefully a slight upward trend?

Week #07: Almost saw a 300. No, not me - on the lanes next to me! I still need to go practice - I wonder if I will?

Week #06: Wow! That's the worst I've bowled in years. Oh well, I'll try again next week.

Week #05: Finally had a pretty good night. I'll take it!

Week #04: Maybe I'll find some time to practice... that would probably be a good idea.

Week #03: Aaargh. Just didn't have it all after sitting around all Veterans Day. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.

Week #02: Started good but then went from bad to worse. Oh well, the more I practice the better I will do - I guess I better get out and practice a little! Team has now won eight-in-a-row, baby!

Week #01: I had absolutely no expectations for my first week bowling in approximately 18 months. I hoped to find a way to keep the ball on the lanes and not roll a bunch of gutter balls. I had no stress or pressure. That probably explains why I bowled pretty well (for me). I basically just completed my approach and let the ball roll. It seems I do this every year: the first week I roll just good enough to set my average so high that I will consistently fall short of it every subsequent week, letting my teammates down. Aaaaargh. I did have one opportunity to choke - and I took full advantage of it! The last frame all I had to do was get 7 pins or more to assure a 200. I got 6 pins! Anyway, I got through the first week with only a sore knee, wrist, and thumb. On to next week!

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In Case You Were Wondering, This Is What A 300 Looks Like!


Andrew Svoren decided to roll not just one, but two 300 games in the last couple of weeks at Southwest Lanes in Bakersfield. He also had an 800+ series. Good decision Andrew! Outstanding!

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New Old Ball!

I've been struggling with the ten pin. When I throw my Hammer™ Infection perfectly, I pick up the ten pin. But having to roll a perfect ball to pick it up is well, not something I do um, every time. Usually I pull it to the left or drop it off into the channel. My friend and teammate, Alex, had an old plastic ball that he donated to me. Robb and Andrew plugged it and redrilled it. It is nothing fancy and should just roll straight. The important question is, can I roll a straight ball? How's my aim? Anyway, I'll give it a try this week and let you know how it all works out. At the very least, it's kind of a groovy soft purple and orange color, eh? Thanks Alex for the ball... hopefully I'll pick up a few more ten pins now! (01/20/14)

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I admit I'm an old-timer and I know things change. I know we're in the tech age and everything is done for us by a computer these days. However, in the old days, everyone knew how to keep score. Believe it or not, we actually did it ourselves (with the Telescore)! Now it's all done for us. Many don't know how to keep score. The game is over and the bowler looks up and says, "Wow! I got a 167! Surprise!" I'm pretty technologically-savvy but I can't even enter my name into these new machines... ! can't correct a score... I can't push the right button to start a new game. I can't even find the instructions on how to operate these new damn contraptions. Just show up and bowl... forget about the other 50% of bowling (the thinking part).

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Bowling 101...

What other sport can be compared with bowling? Golf, maybe. In golf, you take six seconds to hit the ball, then drink for four hours while you play 18 holes. In bowling, you take six seconds to roll the ball, then drink for three hours while you complete three games.

Bowling 102...


How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

1) You drink beer

2) You smoke cigarettes

3) You play 50-50

4) You have your scratcher ticket

5) You have your scoresheet right there

6) You have your cell phone to text and take pictures like this one

7) You get to sit there

8) There are other humans around

9) Every once in awhile you go bowl

10) You get out of the house

11) You're not watching tv

12) You drink beer ...

Thinking Out Loud...

I've always been in awe of professional bowlers. Many times I've had the thought, "Wow, I wish I could bowl like that!" On March 10th at the AMF National In-League District Competition at Riverside Lanes, I watched the Open Division (amateur bowlers with 200+ averages) compete before my shift began. One bowler (Sonny Pollard from Bakersfield, 214 Average) rolled a perfect 300 (then started the next game with four-in-a-row!). Again, I felt awe-struck ("I wish I was that good").


But I watched all the bowlers. There were plenty of 200 games. There were some 240s, 230s, 220s, etc. But there were also plenty of 140s, 150s, and 160s. The thought occurred to me that even bowlers with high averages fit on the normal curve. Just like any of us, they can bowl great on a given day but maybe not so great the next.

I began asking myself, "What's the difference between them* and me?"

There are some obvious answers right up front. The first being -- they are better bowlers than I am! Aaargh! But why are they better? I'll think out loud as I try to answer, or at least confront (challenge myself) to find the answer(s):

They have a higher average?

Okay, he has a 200 average while my average is 177. That's a 23-pin difference between us. That means the 200 average bowler gets one to two more spares or one to two more strikes per game than I do. In a three-game set he will convert 3 to 6 more spares and/or strikes than I.

They are more physically gifted?

It seems to be a given that there are some physically gifted bowlers. I watch their touch, their delivery, their balance, their follow through, their release -- everything it takes. I have to accept the fact that there are just [plenty of] bowlers who are more physically gifted than I. On the other hand, I notice that not every 200+ bowler appears to be physically gifted. As I observed all the bowlers there were some obviously much superior to me but plenty of others who, well, I wouldn't trade styles with. I've always felt that the most physically gifted in any sport isn't necessarily the automatic winner (See 20 Ways To Be A Great Basketball Player). So maybe there's more to consider.

They practice more?

We all know the more someone practices, the more consistent they become at any sport. So I guess I'm assuming these guys get out and bowl 21 games a night! But that assumption is probably in error. Probably some practice a bit more and some practice a bit less. Some maybe only bowl one night a week like I do? I used to work in a bowling alley a long time ago. There was a two-year period in my life when I was bowling in three leagues per week and practicing up to 21 games the other days. It was during that time that I held the highest average I ever held in my life, which was 192. So I still believe practice makes a lot of difference, but even back then it was only worth maybe one or two more marks per game than I'm making now.

They have better gear?

Well, I'm not sure they have better gear than I do... I roll the Hammer. Nothing hits like a Hammer, baby!

They look like a bowler should look?

I noticed several wore bowling shirts. Some of the shirts were pretty cool, sporting either the new style or the old classic look. I do kind of miss the old days when everyone wore bowling shirts. Maybe I'll get one.

They have the correct mindset?

It's a given that everything that isn't physical is mental (or of course environmental)... or luck, I guess. I'm pretty highly aware of the mental aspects of sports (positive self talk, keeping things in perspective, not letting one bad frame get to you, etc.). But as it relates to this topic, I think I maybe have been guilty of too many negative and self-depreciating thoughts and comments. For example, "I wish I was as that good" should be better stated as, "I'm only a mark or two away from that level, I'm not there yet, so I'll keep trying."

They effectively deal with pressure?

Dealing with pressure (i.e., not choking) is a question always right there at the forefront. In my sports career, there have been times I've overcome pressure and found success. There have been other times I've, um, gulp, I have to admit it -- choked. The good news is it happens to everyone. The bad news is when it happens to me! The bottom line is stress is an internally-invented condition. When you have a turkey, is there really more stress to roll the fourth strike? Or is each frame an independent event, like rolling a dice?

They effectively overcome fear of failure/fear of success?

If either of these two factors enter the equation, I'm doomed to being with. I shouldn't be thinking about this crap - I should be concentrating on my bowling!

They don't think too much?

I find when I try to think about everything my scores go down. When I start trying to read the lanes, adjust to the changing conditions, fine-tune my ball speed, alter my starting position/set, account for the topography and humidity, etc., things usually don't work out well for one main reason: I'm not smart enough to figure out all that stuff! The bottom line is I only have one shot in my repertoire - to aggressively attack the pins, rolling somewhere between the first and second arrows! :-) Either it's working or it's not!

They don't drink too much?

As a recreational bowler, I - and just about everyone else in the league - enjoy a drink or two while bowling. I imagine a lot of the 200+ average bowlers have a beer or two while bowing in leagues too. This is the existential question - will an individual's average go up if s/he doesn't drink? To drink or not to drink? Well, I can say the best - and the worst - I've ever bowled in my life has been while enjoying a Miller Lite or two. Again, I'm not talking about pro bowlers: I understand the PED of pro bowlers is prescription pain killers. If I ever turn pro and appear on tv, I won't drink. Otherwise...

They can bowl in the morning?

Come on, man! Even when I was ten years old bowling in Bantams and Juniors, 8 a.m. was too early! They need to schedule these competitions, tournaments, and events at like 3, 4, or 5 in the afternoon!!! I don't think I'm going to enter any more events scheduled before noon!!! I know you're not supposed to say words like, "I can't." Instead, I'll just say, "no, I won't!"

So I'm just thinking out loud. Processing information.

*I'm talking about bowlers with a 200 average. I'm not talking about professional bowlers, who may have a 210, 220, or 230 average or more! Those guys are at a whole different level that I won't ever be able to understand. I'm just talking about a 200 average bowler here. According to the 2011-12 Bakersfield Golden Empire Average Book, there were 43 local bowlers with 200+ averages.  

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The Peak of My Bowling Career


The zenith of my bowling career occurred when I won the AJBC Wyoming State Singles and All Events Championships in 1971 at Hilltop Lanes in Casper. I rolled a 199-201-236 for a 636 series (714 HDCP). It wasn't all luck as I had diligently practiced there weekly prior to the tournament.

ARCHIVED: 2013-14 Bowling Season (Ended April 26th, 2014)

Gamblers Anonymous League

AMF Southwest Lanes

Bakersfield, California USA 

I'm back in the game, baby! After about six months away, I'm rejoining my old teammate, Alex, on Wednesdays in the Gamblers Anonymous League at Southwest Lanes. Same goals as always: to have fun! I'll post my scores here, and as always, I won't be embarrassed if I roll a poor game, but I will be embarrassed if I don't have fun!!!

04WEDJAN 08th2014SW187210161558186-2225112187
07WEDJAN29th2014SW189202160 551183+2380921181
08WEDFEB05th2014SW209143152504168 -13 431324179

House: AMF Southwest Lanes in Bakersfield, California USA

League: Gamblers Anonymous

Team: The 9's

Bowlers: Angie, Rita, Alex, & Don

Non Bowling Dates: December 25th, 2013 & January 1st, 2014

Final Sweeps: Saturday, April 26th, 2014 @ Sam's Town Bowling Center, Las Vegas, NV

XP's Official 2013-14 Beer: Miller Lite 

ARCHIVED: 2012-13 Bowling Season (Ended April 24th, 2013)

Gamblers Anonymous League

Southwest Lanes

Bakersfield, California USA

     I'm not that good of a bowler but I have a lot of fun. I'll keep track of my scores here. Why not?

 Wk Day Mon Date Year LocG1G2G3Tot AN+/-TPGAvg
 01 WED OCT 17th 2012 SW15115416446915604693156
 02 WED OCT 24th 2012 SW146124166436145-119056150
 03 WED NOV 07th 2012 SW166156179501167+1714069156
 04 WED NOV 14th 2012 SW163180217560187+31196612164
 05 WED NOV 28th 2012 SW172247158577192+28254315170
 06 WED DEC 05th 2012 SW136164126426142 -28296918165
 07 WED DEC 12th 2012 SW214162214590197+32355921169
 08 WED DEC 19th 2012 SW157162254573191+22413224172
 09 WED JAN 02nd 2013 SW162213180555185+13468727174
 10 WED JAN 09th 2013 SW161180208549183+9523630174
 11 WED JAN 16th 2013 SW1831721665211740 575733174
 12 WED JAN 23rd 2013 SW148175215538179+5629536174
 13 WED JAN 30th 2013 SW254185154597199+25689239177
 14 WED FEB 06th 2013 SW202200192594198+22 748642178
 15 WED FEB 13th 2013 SW180142174496165-13 798245177
 16 WED FEB 20th 2013 SW160160189509169-8849148176
 17 WED FEB 27th 2013 SW181189215585195+19907651177
 18 WED MAR 06th 2013 SW175173155503167-10957954177
 19 WED MAR 13th 2013 SW231180200611203+261019057178
 20 WED MAR 20th 2013 SW178166213557185+71074760179
 21 WED MAR 27th 2013 SW186209188583194+151133063179
 22 WED APR 03rd 2013 SW177178163518172-71184866179
 23 WED APR 10th 2013 SW201172185558186+71240669179
 24 WED APR 17th 2013 SW150170161481160-191288772179
 25 WED APR 24th 2013 SW152196152500166-131338775178

Goal: Having fun and trying to challenge myself to improve my skills as the season progresses. I won't be embarrassed if I roll a poor game -- I will be embarrassed if I don't have fun! Miller Lite is XP's OFFICIAL beer for the 2012-13 bowling season!

House: Southwest Lanes in Bakersfield, California USA

League: Gamblers Anonymous

Team Name: TOT (That One Team)

Bowlers: Danica, Victor, Gaby, Alex, & Don

No Bowl Dates: October 31st (Halloween); November 21st (Thanksgiving); December 26th (Christmas).

Final Sweeps: April 27th, 2013 @ Sam's Town Bowling Center, Las Vegas.  


Week #25: Season's over! I had a lot of fun this year bowling with Danica, my teammates, and others in the league. TOT finished about third, fourth, or fifth place, about 6-8 games out of first. I fell short of my goal to reach a 180 average... was really close the last month or so but just couldn't get over the hump. Last year's season-ending average was 160, so I raised my average 18 pins this year! Last year I didn't bowl from May to September - I'm not going to make that mistake again because after so much time off, it feels like I'm a rookie starting all over again. I'm not going to bowl summer league, though, because I would be missing too many weeks, but i will occasionally go practice. I don't know which league or leagues I will bowl next season, but I'll bowl somewhere! Ultimately, I attained my bowling goals this year... I had fun, I raised my average, and I met new friends! I'll assess my game and make a few adjustments and come back next year! Thanks for visiting my bowling page... I'll still make a few updates during summer in preparation for upcoming season!

Week #24: Once again, buried many and got tapped about 15 times... then missed the damn spare. My own fault.

Week #23: Team split 2-2. Fun night. Had several lucky and/or Brooklyn strikes... buried several and got tapped a lot. Oh well.

Week #22: Last game buried four in the pocket, left four solid ten pins, missed all four of 'em. Aaaaagh.

Week #21: Felt good all night. Team won four. Alex almost had a 700. Danica finished strong the third game.

Week #20: Another fun night. Team split 2-2. Finished strong.

Week #19: Finally! My first 600 of the year! I decided to quit thinking and just be aggressive. It worked for me tonight! Yes!

Week #18: More fun. Riverside on Saturday, City Tournament the next week. Into the future and beyond!!!

Week #17: Fun night. Team split 2-2. Felt a little better tonight. Had, uh, fun.

Week #16: Looks like a slump or something the past two weeks.

Week #15: Aaargh! Just didn't have it all night. I was lucky to score as well as I did. Will try again next week!

Week #14: Probably my best night so far. Once again, I don't think I choked. Third game I had six strikes including a turkey. My only two opens were big splits (almost picked them up). Would love to get a 600... will keep trying! Danica rolled great, team won four!

Week #13: Wow, another interesting night! One interesting night after another. The good news: I had another 254! Was rolling well all night. The bad news: once again, came close to a 600 but fell short. Apparently it would kill me to ever roll a 600! The good news: once again I don't think I choked -- we were the last ones out of the lanes and I just fell asleep. The bad news: once again came close to a 600 but fell short. I did go practicing on Saturday, staying true to my goal, and that maybe helped. Team won three and remains near the top of the standings. Will try again next week. Aaaargh.

Week #12: Interesting night. I could take two hours to philosophize about the past 30 frames, or I could leave it at... interesting.

Week #11: Aaargh. Team split 2-2. Everything was average, nothing spectacular. Will try again next week. Everything is.

Week #10: Fun and interesting night. Given a board here or there it could have just as well been a 449 or a 649. It was a 549. Could have been better, could have been worse. I'll take it.

Week #09: I rolled pretty good... actually figured out the lanes, making a few slight adjustments (ball speed, starting position) as the night progressed. Danica kicked my butt, rolling GREAT! Alex struck out the final frame to win the last two. A lady on the other team chewed us out, spurring us on to three victories!

Week #08: DANG! I guess it would kill me to ever roll a SIX! I kept getting enough spares to kind of hang in there the first two games, then finished the third game with eight-in-a-row and a 254, baby! The Miller Light finally started to take effect! The Hammer™ did it's job too! The team won, um, one.

Week #07: Did pretty well tonight. I picked up most of my spares; buried quite a few and got some taps, some splits, and a few terrific strikes! The whole team got the oopsies in the second game but we still did great, winning four. Danica did terrific, rolling the highest score of her life!!!

Week #06: Ouch! In spite of my poor showing, the team won three! That One Team is now 17-7! I'll, um, try again next week.

Week #05: Strung a few, baby! I didn't choke the last game, just fell asleep. Danica rolled great all night. Team split 2-2 (14-6).

Week #04: This week and last we were joined by Alex, the newest member of our team. It looks like we'll have a competitive team and he's a great guy too! Tonight was a little better, kept improving as the night progressed and finally had my first 200 game of the year. Next week we don't bowl given it's the evening before Thanksgiving. I hope I get a chance to get out and practice a little in the next two weeks. TOT won 3, we're now 12-4

Week #03: Finally felt a little more comfortable on the lanes tonight. Actually was pounding the pocket for awhile and had quite a few taps, then struggled with spares. All in all I feel better having [ALERT: excuse to follow] bowled now five times since May! Team 9-3.

Week #02: Aaargh! Maybe I'll get a chance to get out and practice a little! Still, team is 6-2!

Week #01: Well, didn't score that well but for the first night in a long time it could have been worse. The good news is I had fun and am looking forward to bowling with Danica and Victor. 

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